Start the day in high self-loathing style with this humble coffee mug.
Let people know that whatever you do,
you are determined to do it right.
Clicking any product shown here will send to you Cafe Press,
where you will be able to choose from an array of products, including:
- this mug
- a matching tote
- “HELLO MY NAME IS… deeply
flwflawed” t-shirts - a self-loathing care bear
- and a set of handy greeting cards with which to apologize most humbly for all the bad and stupid things you’ve ever done.
When you’re finished there (washed up, obsolete, broke)
you’ll be re-directed back here.
(Going in circles is a great skill for beginning self-loathers to cultivate.)
And speaking of repeating your mistakes,
please bookmark this page and check back often
to see if we’ve managed to create any new products or diversions.
